![]() Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!.I am a female, Fe = Iron and Male = man Therefore, I am Iron Man.Bar man says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react. sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!.Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! Hah.What did the chemist do when he cut his leg? He put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up.Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you're so fine! F is fluorine, I is iodine, and Ne is the element symbol for neon. ![]() ![]() Knock Knock, Who's There? Beryl. Beryl who? Beryl and Lium.What do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!. ![]()
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